The question that started it all......
Is the Hokie-pokie really what it's all about?? -Sarah Roy
And the questions that followed....
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Original Date: Jul. 16th, 2008 02:47
Is the Hokie-pokie really what it's all about?? -Sarah Roy
And the questions that followed....
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Original Date: Jul. 16th, 2008 02:47
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